Halp! We need rumors/updates! We need to feel envy and resentment against those who have fly-outs! We also need to sorrowfully check schools off of our lists. Can you help?
Ha ha ha!!! You losers think this website is still about your stupid academic jobs! You must not have any friends in your field to tell you what is going on, so you come here!
That’s your first hint that you aren’t going to have a seat when the music stops, nerd.