Harvard: TS
Stanford: ??
Princeton: AK
Yale: JR, EW
Michigan: ??
Berkeley: ??
Advisors to Avoid
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Holy s**t, this was great.
Just ask your prospective advisors how many talented students they have had who struck out on the job market.
Stanislav Branchev is good at this. Just imagine a letter where he compares students to himself and declares himself to be clearly far smarter and more capable. Then there's probably a few pages calling the search committee members idiots for not understanding his work and some space lamenting sexism in the discipline track changed in from comments lamenting the death of masculinity.