Conservatives: We're very concerned about Obama's abuses of power! Wearing a tan suit is very dangerous.
Conservatives, 10 seconds later: Trump trying to delay an election and claim it will be illegitimate is sweet!
Conservatives are hilarious
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Conservatives: Let's all pretend Biden is senile. We have some YouTube clips from last July where he pauses a lot.
Conservatives, 10 seconds later: All hail Dear Leader Trump! He made a great point about how seals and sharks are, um, saved or not saved and it should be the opposite. What grace!
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Conservatives: I'm very concerned about ideological conformity on college campuses.
Conservatives, 10 seconds later: All news is fake news! Dear Leader can do no wrong! Science is a plot to defeat us, so sayeth Alex Jones and Q!Social science isn't science. And any intelligent person would distrust everything that is reported by the liberal press. When I watch the BBC News, I find that if I assume the opposite of what is being reported to be true, I will be correct more often than not.
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Conservatives: I'm very concerned about ideological conformity on college campuses.
Conservatives, 10 seconds later: All news is fake news! Dear Leader can do no wrong! Science is a plot to defeat us, so sayeth Alex Jones and Q!
Social science isn't science. And any intelligent person would distrust everything that is reported by the liberal press. When I watch the BBC News, I find that if I assume the opposite of what is being reported to be true, I will be correct more often than not.So when the BBC reports on conflict in Ethiopia or floods in Bangladesh, you travel to those places and find out "the opposite of what is being reported"?
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Conservatives: Two people died of ebola. We must restrict all air travel and lock down the eastern seaboard!
Conservatives: Wearing a mask to buy a coffee is an intolerable restriction of my freedom and I don't care how many people die!Lbs: T's ban on non-citizens traveling from China is raycist and pointless
Lbs: give me lockdown or give me de/ath