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Conservatives are hilarious
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Conservatives: Every life is precious. The government must protect the most vulnerable even if it means controlling individuals' bodies.
Conservatives, 10 seconds later: We need to kill every old person to boost these cruise ship stocks and so we can get our nails done.
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Conservatives: We must oppose the government's restrictions on our rights to carry machine guns in orphanages and infect other people with our germs.
Conservatives, 10 seconds later: We see no problem with the military using helicopters, flashbangs, and tear gas to break up peaceful protests. Carry on.
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OP: Concentrate hard on this following image:
Trump's ere;ct c;ock is orga,sming an inch from your face. But instead of sem;en pouring out and coating your eyes, nostrils and mouth, it is shi't. Trump's pe'nis is coming shlit into your mouth and eyes in a powerful, endless stream.
...Have a good night's sleep ;D
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OP: Concentrate hard on this following image:
Trump's ere;ct c;ock is orga,sming an inch from your face. But instead of sem;en pouring out and coating your eyes, nostrils and mouth, it is shi't. Trump's pe'nis is coming shlit into your mouth and eyes in a powerful, endless stream.
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Have a good night's sleep ;DTypical syphilis induced fantasy of modal librl.
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Conservatives: Carrying assault rifles in church is an inalienable right. It's irrelevant ig other people commit crimes with guns.
Conservatives, 10 seconds later: Someone broke a window so you've all lost your right to protest. Call in the tanks! Call in the 101st Airborne! Get those prison guards to beat up those reporters and gas those priests!
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Conservatives: Liberals need to be more accepting of speech that makes them uncomfortable. These college sophomores are a real problem.
Conservatives, 10 seconds later: All protesters that make me uncomfortable are terrorists and must be dealt with by full military force.
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Conservatives: Carrying assault rifles in church is an inalienable right. It's irrelevant if other people commit crimes with guns.
Conservatives, 10 seconds later: Someone broke a window so everyone has lost the right to protest. Call in the tanks! Call in the 101st Airborne!
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Conservatives: We must oppose the government's restrictions on our rights to carry machine guns in orphanages and infect other people with our germs.
Conservatives, 10 seconds later: We see no problem with the military using helicopters, flashbangs, and tear gas to break up peaceful protests. Carry on.