Remember when you said you'd only pay for my college if I studied a "real" field like "engineering" or "math", and not a "fake" major like gender studies? I bet you feel stupid now that I'm TENURED and publish in POLITICS,GROUPS, and IDENTITIES? That's a JOURNAL, you probably wouldn't get it but it means all my friends at MPSA think I'm awesome. God you mediocre white boys suck, always talking about nonsense like "methods" and "computered sciences" and "perhaps the increased emphasis on gender in hiring is a last-ditch effort to claim relevance in a withering field that has for decades lost the brightest students to more profitable and rewarding careers, rather than any genuine commitment to equity." None of you even CARED enough to pay for my semester in Paris because you said I should learn "fiscal responsibility" and to "invest".