I know you are be facetious, but I have to jump.
I had a Trump Steak. It was horrible.
Back in the day my uncle would buy everyone Omaha Steaks for the holidays and one year he bought Trump steaks.
We all received apologies from him, too.
I am not even sure that meat was beef. It was bad. The cut was uneven, the meat didn't have the right color or smell, it was dry and tasted...i can't describe it. The texture was similar to meat, but the flavor was not right.
I wouldn't be surprised if it was horse meat or donkey meat.
Don't get me started on Trump Vodka. It was basically gasoline with medicinal notes.
But this also provides insight into Trumps approach to business and politics: over sell, under perform, and jump ship.
I wish I could have bought some of Trumps steaks.
Nothing makes me hungrier than a fat man in a hair piece pitching steak you purchase over the phone connecting to a call center in Bangledesh.
Or some Trump Vodka...a very poorly rated vodka at a premium price in a gaudy bottle from a guy that doesn't drink.