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• OP: 3 Goods vs 1 No Goods
• Thread: 280 Goods vs 71 No Goods

1. Yoda
   

   Welcome to the Haskoli Islands
   There is no sunlight
   You are on fire
   A demon takes your face
   Come to the Haskoli Islands
   And give us your eyes

   There is no tenure
   I write poem: hello strange narwhal
   Reindeer everywhere
   Haskoli control me

   5 years ago # QUOTE 22 YEA 1 NAY!

2. Lesleigh
   

   So is this job at UPenn - Helsinki?

   5 years ago # QUOTE 7 YEA 2 NAY!

3. Kathryn
   

   There is no sunlight
   You are on fire

   Legitimately poetic.

   5 years ago # QUOTE 8 YEA 0 NAY!

4. Nola
   

   Weren't the Haskoli Islands where they sent Napoleon? Is he entombed somewhere in the university?

   5 years ago # QUOTE 3 YEA 1 NAY!

5. Ralf
   

   Nola, you're thinking of Saint Helena. It's not anywhere near Iceland--completely different place.

   5 years ago # QUOTE 3 YEA 2 NAY!

6. Nola
   

   Nola, you're thinking of Saint Helena. It's not anywhere near Iceland--completely different place.

   Sorry, it makes sense because Icelanders wouldn't be ones for Napoleonic ice cream.

   5 years ago # QUOTE 2 YEA 1 NAY!

7. Philbert
   

   This thread is goddamned awesome.

   5 years ago # QUOTE 7 YEA 0 NAY!

8. Hermine
   

   FWIW I am seriously tempted by this job. Iceland is a pretty amazing place.

   5 years ago # QUOTE 3 YEA 0 NAY!

9. Pamelia
   

   Guess I better brush up on my Icelandic.

   5 years ago # QUOTE 2 YEA 0 NAY!

10. Tommie
    

    So is this job at UPenn - Helsinki?

    No, it's the Ivy League satellite at Penn State - Reykjavik.

    5 years ago # QUOTE 1 YEA 0 NAY!

11. Bevis
    

    Not a bad commute to Chicago.

    5 years ago # QUOTE 4 YEA 0 NAY!

12. Clement
    

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    5 years ago # QUOTE 4 YEA 2 NAY!

13. Jeanne
    

    Darmok and Jalad at Tenagra

    5 years ago # QUOTE 2 YEA 0 NAY!

14. Yoda
    

    You're confusing Saint Helena with Mount St. Helens in Iceland. In 1980, Mount St Helens exploded causing Iceland Air to suspend flights. But then Russian pilots dropped cement over the mouth of the volcano, creating a huge sarcophagus and an Exclusion Zone throughout the Haskoli Islands. Later the sarcophagus erupted and was named Eyjafjallajökull, after the football mascot of the university.

    5 years ago # QUOTE 13 YEA 0 NAY!

15. Caryn
    

    It looks like the ad is written in English to me. What am I missing?

    See that's the thing. It's Swedish, but it's written in English that's been translated from German by the Danes who emigrated to Poland but who thought they were actually moving to Greenland and who died unemployed there.

    Got it?

    5 years ago # QUOTE 1 YEA 0 NAY!

16. Donnie
    

    http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xkkg5u_the-sugarcubes-birthday-snl-1988_music

    5 years ago # QUOTE 2 YEA 0 NAY!

17. Jackson
    

    This thread has given me hope again for PSR.

    5 years ago # QUOTE 5 YEA 1 NAY!

18. Fabrice
    

    It might be a short commute from Chicago, but can anyone confirm that the Haskoli Islands has a ljós járnbraut?

    5 years ago # QUOTE 4 YEA 0 NAY!

19. Mike
    

    I'm going to get this job and then I'm going to marry Bjork.

    5 years ago # QUOTE 4 YEA 1 NAY!

20. Esmee
    

    Is whaling still legal in the Haskoli Islands? Asking for a friend...

    5 years ago # QUOTE 5 YEA 0 NAY!

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